Buffy: Homework.
Willow: It’s my way of saying get well soon.
Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.
Killed by Death - 2x18
Giles: That’s why I think we should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.
Pangs - 4x08
Buffy: And what are we if not women up to a challenge?
Willow: Exactly. I mean, did we not put the ‘grr’ in ‘girl’?
Living Conditions - 4x02
Buffy: Can I be President?
Dawn: I’m President. You can be the janitor.
No Place LIke Home - 5x05
Willow: But you have whipped cream. I saw it Giles’s fridge.
Buffy: But that’s whipped cream in a canister. Look, it’s only right if you whip it yourself.
Willow: Hey, and then later, we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep.
Pangs - 4x08
Buffy: Angel, better put on your game face.
Angel: I’m ready.
Prophecy Girl - 1x12
Xander: I kind of had a problem with the math.
Willow: Which part?
Xander: The math.
Welcome to the Hellmouth - 1x1
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Buffy: Okay, so fine my score or whatever.
Ted: I think you’re missing the point here, little lady. Right is right, wrong is wrong. Why don’t people see that?
Buffy: It’s just a game?
Ted: Right, it’s just a game, do your own thing, well, I’m not wired that way. And I am here to tell you it is *not* a game! It *does* count, and I don’t stand for that kind of malarkey in my house!
Ted - 2x11
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The First/Glory: I’m— you know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me.
Lessons - 7x1
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