Barack The Legi-Slayer

Every four years a President is elected: one person in all the nation, a chosen one. They alone will wield the strength and skill to defy the fringes and fight with Congress; they are the Legis-Slayer.
Buffy: Homework.Willow: It’s my way of saying get well soon.Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.
Killed by Death - 2x18

Buffy: Homework.
Willow: It’s my way of saying get well soon.
Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.

Killed by Death - 2x18

Giles: That’s why I think we should all keep a level head at this.Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.
Pangs - 4x08

Giles: That’s why I think we should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.

Pangs - 4x08

Buffy: And what are we if not women up to a challenge?Willow: Exactly. I mean, did we not put the ‘grr’ in ‘girl’?Living Conditions - 4x02 

Buffy: And what are we if not women up to a challenge?
Willow: Exactly. I mean, did we not put the ‘grr’ in ‘girl’?

Living Conditions - 4x02 

Willow: But you have whipped cream. I saw it Giles’s fridge. 
Buffy: But that’s whipped cream in a canister. Look, it’s only right if you whip it yourself. 
Willow: Hey, and then later, we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep.
Pangs - 4x08

Willow: But you have whipped cream. I saw it Giles’s fridge. 

Buffy: But that’s whipped cream in a canister. Look, it’s only right if you whip it yourself. 

Willow: Hey, and then later, we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep.

Pangs - 4x08

Buffy: Okay, so fine my score or whatever.
Ted: I think you’re missing the point here, little lady. Right is right, wrong is wrong. Why don’t people see that?
Buffy: It’s just a game?
Ted: Right, it’s just a game, do your own thing, well, I’m not wired that way. And I am here to tell you it is *not* a game! It *does* count, and I don’t stand for that kind of malarkey in my house!

Ted - 2x11

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