Barack The Legi-Slayer

Every four years a President is elected: one person in all the nation, a chosen one. They alone will wield the strength and skill to defy the fringes and fight with Congress; they are the Legis-Slayer.
Xander: Where is he?! Where’s the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?Buffy: He’s gone.Xander: Dammit! You know what? I’m sick of this crap! I’m sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it’s over. I’m finished being everybody’s butt-monkey!Buffy: Check. No more butt-monkey.
Buffy vs Dracula - 5x1

Xander: Where is he?! Where’s the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy
: He’s gone.
Xander
: Dammit! You know what? I’m sick of this crap! I’m sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it’s over. I’m finished being everybody’s butt-monkey!
Buffy
: Check. No more butt-monkey.

Buffy vs Dracula - 5x1

Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.Willow: You boiled your young?Giles: I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.Giles: A little of both might be appropriate.
Bad Eggs - 2x12

Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.
Willow
: You boiled your young?
Giles: I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Xander
: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.
Giles
: A little of both might be appropriate.

Bad Eggs - 2x12

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?Xander: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.
No Place Like Home - 5x5

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”
Anya
: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander
: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.

No Place Like Home - 5x5