Buffy: Ok, so you’re telling me I’m broke?
Willow: Not yet, but -
Tara: Money’s definitely becoming an issue.
Xander: As in you’re being almost out of it.
Buffy: But I haven’t spent any money! I was all dead and frugal.
Dawn: So what do we do?
Buffy: Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.
Flooded - 6x4
Jonathan: Whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you, uh, uh, this.It’s from all of us, and it has written here, “Buffy Summers, Class Protector”.
The Prom - 3x20
Xander: Where is he?! Where’s the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy: He’s gone.
Xander: Dammit! You know what? I’m sick of this crap! I’m sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it’s over. I’m finished being everybody’s butt-monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt-monkey.
Buffy vs Dracula - 5x1
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Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.
Willow: You boiled your young?
Giles: I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.
Giles: A little of both might be appropriate.
Bad Eggs - 2x12
Buffy: It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law.
Selfless - 7x5