Buffy: Ok, so you’re telling me I’m broke?
Willow: Not yet, but -
Tara: Money’s definitely becoming an issue.
Xander: As in you’re being almost out of it.
Buffy: But I haven’t spent any money! I was all dead and frugal.
Dawn: So what do we do?
Buffy: Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.
Flooded - 6x4
Buffy: It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law.
Selfless - 7x5
Buffy: I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.
Willow: Oh. There’s an Arden B. in the new mall.
Xander: Oh, good. I could use a few items.
Giles: Well, now aren’t we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?
Buffy: I’m having a wicked shoe craving.
Xander: Aren’t you on the patch?
Willow: Those never work.
Chosen - 7x22
Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”
Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.
No Place Like Home - 5x5