Barack The Legi-Slayer

Every four years a President is elected: one person in all the nation, a chosen one. They alone will wield the strength and skill to defy the fringes and fight with Congress; they are the Legis-Slayer.
Buffy: Ok, so you’re telling me I’m broke?Willow: Not yet, but -Tara: Money’s definitely becoming an issue.Xander: As in you’re being almost out of it.Buffy: But I haven’t spent any money! I was all dead and frugal.Dawn: So what do we do?Buffy: Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.
Flooded - 6x4

Buffy: Ok, so you’re telling me I’m broke?
Willow: Not yet, but -
Tara
: Money’s definitely becoming an issue.
Xander
: As in you’re being almost out of it.
Buffy
: But I haven’t spent any money! I was all dead and frugal.
Dawn
: So what do we do?
Buffy
: Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.

Flooded - 6x4

Buffy: It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law.
Selfless - 7x5

Buffy: It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law.

Selfless - 7x5

Buffy: I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.Willow: Oh. There’s an Arden B. in the new mall.Xander: Oh, good. I could use a few items.Giles: Well, now aren’t we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?Buffy: I’m having a wicked shoe craving.Xander: Aren’t you on the patch?Willow: Those never work.Buffy: Never.
Chosen - 7x22

Buffy: I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.
Willow
: Oh. There’s an Arden B. in the new mall.
Xander
: Oh, good. I could use a few items.
Giles: Well, now aren’t we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?
Buffy
: I’m having a wicked shoe craving.
Xander
: Aren’t you on the patch?
Willow
: Those never work.
Buffy
: Never.

Chosen - 7x22

Joyce: Look what I found. It’s my yearbook from junior year. Oh, look! There I am.Buffy: Mom, I’ve accepted that you’ve had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.Joyce: This is Gidget hair. Don’t they teach you anything in history?
Witch - 1x3

Joyce: Look what I found. It’s my yearbook from junior year. Oh, look! There I am.
Buffy
: Mom, I’ve accepted that you’ve had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.
Joyce
: This is Gidget hair. Don’t they teach you anything in history?

Witch - 1x3

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?Xander: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.
No Place Like Home - 5x5

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”
Anya
: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander
: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.

No Place Like Home - 5x5

Buffy: The whole earth may be sucked into Hell and you want my help because your girlfriend’s a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care!Spike: I can’t fight them both alone and neither can you.Buffy: I hate you.Spike: And I’m all you’ve got.
Becoming, Part 2 - 2x22

Buffy: The whole earth may be sucked into Hell and you want my help because your girlfriend’s a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care!
Spike
: I can’t fight them both alone and neither can you.
Buffy
: I hate you.
Spike
: And I’m all you’ve got.

Becoming, Part 2 - 2x22

Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way or… well, actually, there’s just the hard way. Darla: That’s fine with me. Buffy: Are you sure? Now this is not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content.
Welcome to the Hellmouth - 1x1

Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way or… well, actually, there’s just the hard way.
Darla: That’s fine with me.
Buffy: Are you sure? Now this is not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content.

Welcome to the Hellmouth - 1x1