Xander: Where is he?! Where’s the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy: He’s gone.
Xander: Dammit! You know what? I’m sick of this crap! I’m sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it’s over. I’m finished being everybody’s butt-monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt-monkey.
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