Buffy: So you three have, what? Banded together to be pains in my ass?
Warren: We’re your arch-nemesises…ses. You may have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time… um… uh, next time…
Jonathan: Maybe not!
Gone - 6x11
Faith: Guy looks at me, let’s just say his priorities… shift.
Robin: Why, because you’re so hot?
Faith: Is what it is, yo.
Robin: Oh, please! I am so much prettier than you are.
Chosen - 7x22
Anya: Well, I mean, it’s not so crazy.
Dawn: Yes it is! You can’t charge innocent people for saving their lives.
Anya: Spider-Man does.
Dawn: He does not.
Anya: Does too!
Dawn: Does no- Xander?
Xander: Action is his reward.
Flooded - 6x4
Villains - 6x20
Buffy: The whole earth may be sucked into Hell and you want my help because your girlfriend’s a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care!
Spike: I can’t fight them both alone and neither can you.
Buffy: I hate you.
Spike: And I’m all you’ve got.
Becoming, Part 2 - 2x22
Xander: Respect the cruller… and tame the donut!
Anya: That’s still funny, sweetie.
Once More With Feeling - 6x07
Buffy: Can I be President?
Dawn: I’m President. You can be the janitor.
No Place LIke Home - 5x05
Spike: A bear! You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn’t mean to!
Spike: Undo it! Undo it!
Pangs - 4x08
Buffy: Angel, better put on your game face.
Angel: I’m ready.
Prophecy Girl - 1x12
Buffy: How are you?
Faith: Five by five.
Buffy: I’ll interpret that as good.
Revelations - 3x7
