Barack The Legi-Slayer

Every four years a President is elected: one person in all the nation, a chosen one. They alone will wield the strength and skill to defy the fringes and fight with Congress; they are the Legis-Slayer.
Buffy: You guys didn’t come all the way from England to determine whether I was good enough to be let back in. You came to beg me to let you back in. To give your jobs, your lives, some semblance of meaning.Nigel: This is beyond insolence— (Buffy hurls the sword at him, which he must jump aside to avoid.)Buffy: I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions.
Checkpoint - 5x12
(Last minute of Wednesday’s press conference.)

Buffy: You guys didn’t come all the way from England to determine whether I was good enough to be let back in. You came to beg me to let you back in. To give your jobs, your lives, some semblance of meaning.
Nigel: This is beyond insolence—
(Buffy hurls the sword at him, which he must jump aside to avoid.)
Buffy: I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions.

Checkpoint - 5x12

(Last minute of Wednesday’s press conference.)

Spike: Oh look its a big rock. I can’t wait to tell all my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.Becoming, Part 1 - 2x21

Spike: Oh look its a big rock. I can’t wait to tell all my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.

Becoming, Part 1 - 2x21

Giles: According to every augur in my employ, including the great bearded wizard of Northampton, unless this young lady is terminated before fall’s end, she will usher in…Faith: The end of the world, right? You’ve got apocalypse written all over your face.
No Future For You, Part 1 - Buffy Season 8 #6

Giles: According to every augur in my employ, including the great bearded wizard of Northampton, unless this young lady is terminated before fall’s end, she will usher in…
Faith: The end of the world, right? You’ve got apocalypse written all over your face.

No Future For You, Part 1 - Buffy Season 8 #6

Willow: Buffy, I’m not anxious to go into a dark place full of monsters. But I do want to help. I need to. Giles: Well, then help me. I’ve been researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on Earth, quite charmless. I’m a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.Giles: That was a bit, um, British, wasn’t it?
The Harvest - 1x2

Willow: Buffy, I’m not anxious to go into a dark place full of monsters. But I do want to help. I need to.
Giles: Well, then help me. I’ve been researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on Earth, quite charmless. I’m a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.
Giles: That was a bit, um, British, wasn’t it?

The Harvest - 1x2

Natalie: Could you help me? Xander: Uuuuuuhhhhhh… Yes!Natalie: I’m looking for Science… 109. Xander: Oh! It’s, um…  I go there every day! Oh, God, where is it? Blayne: Hi! Blayne Mall. I’m going there right now. It’s not far from the varsity field where I took All-City last year. Natalie: Oh! Thank you, Blayne! Xander: It’s funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
Teacher’s Pet - 1x4
Whoever you voted for, that cannot have been anything remotely resembling an easy moment. A level of chagrin only a high school Xander quote can relay.

Natalie: Could you help me?
Xander: Uuuuuuhhhhhh… Yes!
Natalie: I’m looking for Science… 109.
Xander: Oh! It’s, um…  I go there every day! Oh, God, where is it?
Blayne: Hi! Blayne Mall. I’m going there right now. It’s not far from the varsity field where I took All-City last year.
Natalie: Oh! Thank you, Blayne!
Xander: It’s funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

Teacher’s Pet - 1x4

Whoever you voted for, that cannot have been anything remotely resembling an easy moment. A level of chagrin only a high school Xander quote can relay.

Walsh: We thought you were a myth. Buffy: Well, you were myth-taken.Walsh: And to think all that time you were sitting in my class. Well, most of those times. I always knew you could do better than a B-. Now I understand your energies were directed in the same places as ours, in fact. It’s only our methods that differ. We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.Buffy: Well, it’s more effective than it sounds.
A New Man - 4x12

Walsh: We thought you were a myth.
Buffy: Well, you were myth-taken.
Walsh: And to think all that time you were sitting in my class. Well, most of those times. I always knew you could do better than a B-. Now I understand your energies were directed in the same places as ours, in fact. It’s only our methods that differ. We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Buffy: Well, it’s more effective than it sounds.

A New Man - 4x12