Giles: According to every augur in my employ, including the great bearded wizard of Northampton, unless this young lady is terminated before fall’s end, she will usher in…
Faith: The end of the world, right? You’ve got apocalypse written all over your face.
No Future For You, Part 1 - Buffy Season 8 #6
Willow: Buffy, I’m not anxious to go into a dark place full of monsters. But I do want to help. I need to.
Giles: Well, then help me. I’ve been researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on Earth, quite charmless. I’m a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.
Giles: That was a bit, um, British, wasn’t it?
The Harvest - 1x2
Natalie: Could you help me?
Xander: Uuuuuuhhhhhh… Yes!
Natalie: I’m looking for Science… 109.
Xander: Oh! It’s, um… I go there every day! Oh, God, where is it?
Blayne: Hi! Blayne Mall. I’m going there right now. It’s not far from the varsity field where I took All-City last year.
Natalie: Oh! Thank you, Blayne!
Xander: It’s funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
Teacher’s Pet - 1x4
Whoever you voted for, that cannot have been anything remotely resembling an easy moment. A level of chagrin only a high school Xander quote can relay.
Walsh: We thought you were a myth.
Buffy: Well, you were myth-taken.
Walsh: And to think all that time you were sitting in my class. Well, most of those times. I always knew you could do better than a B-. Now I understand your energies were directed in the same places as ours, in fact. It’s only our methods that differ. We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Buffy: Well, it’s more effective than it sounds.
A New Man - 4x12
We are almost done with our post-election nap.
The crypt is very cosy and there’s plenty of Bugles here and even some old Passions on VHS. We’ll be back before Florida can finish counting their ballots.
In the meantime, send us submissions!
Xander: I kind of had a problem with the math.
Willow: Which part?
Xander: The math.
Welcome to the Hellmouth - 1x1
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