Buffy: The whole earth may be sucked into Hell and you want my help because your girlfriend’s a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care!
Spike: I can’t fight them both alone and neither can you.
Buffy: I hate you.
Spike: And I’m all you’ve got.
Becoming, Part 2 - 2x22
Giles: It may be that we are all that stands between the Earth and utter destruction.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
Xander: Oh, yeah, that’s a plan. Cause lots of schools aren’t on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: The Earth is doomed.
The Harvest - 1x2
Xander: Y’know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.
Giles: Hear, hear.
Buffy: Sorry, but I’m an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
Some Assembly Required - 2x02
Buffy: And what are we if not women up to a challenge?
Willow: Exactly. I mean, did we not put the ‘grr’ in ‘girl’?
Living Conditions - 4x02
Cheese Guy: I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Restless - 4x22
Xander: Respect the cruller… and tame the donut!
Anya: That’s still funny, sweetie.
Once More With Feeling - 6x07
Buffy: Can I be President?
Dawn: I’m President. You can be the janitor.
No Place LIke Home - 5x05
Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way or… well, actually, there’s just the hard way.
Darla: That’s fine with me.
Buffy: Are you sure? Now this is not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content.
Welcome to the Hellmouth - 1x1
Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice.
Buffy: Not really a one of those.
Anya: To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
Pangs - 4x08
Willow: But you have whipped cream. I saw it Giles’s fridge.
Buffy: But that’s whipped cream in a canister. Look, it’s only right if you whip it yourself.
Willow: Hey, and then later, we can churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep.
Pangs - 4x08
