Giles: It may be that we are all that stands between the Earth and utter destruction.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
Xander: Oh, yeah, that’s a plan. Cause lots of schools aren’t on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: The Earth is doomed.
The Harvest - 1x2
Cheese Guy: I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Restless - 4x22
Xander: Respect the cruller… and tame the donut!
Anya: That’s still funny, sweetie.
Once More With Feeling - 6x07