Barack The Legi-Slayer

Every four years a President is elected: one person in all the nation, a chosen one. They alone will wield the strength and skill to defy the fringes and fight with Congress; they are the Legis-Slayer.
Buffy: It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law. Selfless - 7x5

Buffy: It is always different! It’s always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end, the Slayer is always cut off. There’s no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don’t apply. There’s only me. I am the law.

Selfless - 7x5

Giles: That’s why I think we should all keep a level head at this.Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of. Pangs - 4x08

Giles: That’s why I think we should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.

Pangs - 4x08

Buffy: I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.Willow: Oh. There’s an Arden B. in the new mall.Xander: Oh, good. I could use a few items.Giles: Well, now aren’t we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?Buffy: I’m having a wicked shoe craving.Xander: Aren’t you on the patch?Willow: Those never work.Buffy: Never. Chosen - 7x22

Buffy: I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.
Willow: Oh. There’s an Arden B. in the new mall.
Xander: Oh, good. I could use a few items.
Giles: Well, now aren’t we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?
Buffy: I’m having a wicked shoe craving.
Xander: Aren’t you on the patch?
Willow: Those never work.
Buffy: Never.

Chosen - 7x22

Joyce: Look what I found. It’s my yearbook from junior year. Oh, look! There I am.Buffy: Mom, I’ve accepted that you’ve had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.Joyce: This is Gidget hair. Don’t they teach you anything in history? Witch - 1x3

Joyce: Look what I found. It’s my yearbook from junior year. Oh, look! There I am.
Buffy: Mom, I’ve accepted that you’ve had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.
Joyce: This is Gidget hair. Don’t they teach you anything in history?

Witch - 1x3

filledemarius asked: Hey, your last image was really disrespectful and inappropriate. I understand that you want to pay tribute to the victims, but drawing parallels to fandom is only trivializing what happened. Please take it down.

Grief is inappropriate? Sadness is disrespectful? A quote referencing a fictional life lost to violence is trivializing? I disagree.

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?Xander: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it. No Place Like Home - 5x5

Anya: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
Xander: Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that “Please go” just got replaced with “Have a nice day.”
Anya: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander: No one. It’s just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.

No Place Like Home - 5x5

Principal Snyder: Are we having a chair shortage?Willow: I didn’t read anything about… oh, [slides off Oz’s lap] I get it.Principal Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.Buffy: Yeah, where they teach lunch. Becoming, Part 1 - 2x21

Principal Snyder: Are we having a chair shortage?
Willow: I didn’t read anything about… oh, [slides off Oz’s lap] I get it.
Principal Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.
Buffy: Yeah, where they teach lunch.

Becoming, Part 1 - 2x21